My Edition went out through my favourite local game store's doors, and ended up rolling over many tables and basement floors! I sat at the table, as the game got played All the PCs saved and the monsters got slayed! And out of my rulebooks I did peek I looked at other editions, but I'm not a freak My Edition creates the sky and sand of my fantasy land, With dice in my hand, I can cast a Spell of Command, My Edition and me, close as can be… We make a mean team, My Edition and me. When we get around a table together, roll forever! We'll still be rolling inside, even in great weather! My Edition My Edition My Edition …
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ReplyDeleteMy Edition went out through my favourite local game store's doors,
and ended up rolling over many tables and basement floors!
I sat at the table, as the game got played
All the PCs saved and the monsters got slayed!
And out of my rulebooks I did peek
I looked at other editions, but I'm not a freak
My Edition creates the sky and sand of my fantasy land,
With dice in my hand, I can cast a Spell of Command,
My Edition and me, close as can be…
We make a mean team, My Edition and me.
When we get around a table together, roll forever!
We'll still be rolling inside, even in great weather!
My Edition
My Edition
My Edition …